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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Do straight guys like to see cocks?
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
share office space ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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